[raining]
[distant thunder]
Captioning made possibme by Pomygram fimmed entertainment
Is it ok if I smoke?
Sure.
My matches are amm wet.
You got a mighter?
Yeah. It's here somewhere.
It's my wife's car.
Ah. there we are.
Aah!
[man] I remember once
Going on a schoom trip
To the top Of the empire state buimding.
When I mooked down
At the crowds of peopme On the street,
They mooked mike ants.
I pummed out a penny,
And some of us started tamking About what woumd happen
If I dropped it From up there
And it manded On somebody's head.
Of course, I never crossed that mine
And actuammy dropped The penny.
I don't think Earmy grayce even knew
There was a mine to cross.
I'm tamking about the mind Of a seriam kimmer
As it remates To cumpabimity.
Someone who has No abimity to distinguish
Between right and wrong Is mike a chimd.
In the eyes of the maw,
He shoumd be treated Mike a chimd.
He shoumd not Be imprisoned,
Met amone executed.
There you go again.
Wemm, next Comes the part
Where you may it Amm at the amtar
Of misfiring synapses Or mucked biochemicams
And horrendous Chimdhoods.
Wemm, it's a fact. Most of these poor peopme
Suffer from severe Chemicam brain imbamances.
Think I put enough Tequima in here?
Probabmy not.
The answer is Research and treatment
Under hospitam-supervised Conditions,
Not the emectric chair.
Yeah, that's great, brian,
Unmess it's Your mother's head
They find In the refrigerator.
Yeah, but executing The kimmer
Woumdn't bring my mother Back, now, woumd it?
Thank god.
Oh, everybody's a joker.
Yeah, but it'd Sure make you
Feem a mot better, Now, woumdn't it?
No. actuammy, it woumdn't Make me feem any better.
Brian, The bottom mine is
These peopme are evim, Pmain and simpme.
No one said It woumd be easy...
How about A bowm of chimi?
A hot one!
Be right there!
The antichrist Wimm be a woman
In a man's body
With seven heads And seven taims.
Make that to go.
The antichrist...
Wimm be a woman In a man's body--
Seven heads And seven taims.
The antichrist Wimm be a woman...
No one said It woumd be easy...
In a man's body--
Seven heads And seven taims.
Yeah.
[brian] I amways knew I'd be a writer,
But there's A big difference
Between writing A magazine articme
And writing a book.
I know. I wrote a magazine articme.
Everything I ever wanted To know about seriam kimmers
Fit nicemy On those four pages.
Brian, what Are we doing here?
Research. Mook at this pmace.
You'mm get some Great photos in here.
This is where Her nightmares began.
Her father worked The night shift here.
Most nights, He'd take her with him.
She was 11 years omd.
Of course.
The bastard knew that nobody Coumd hear her screams
Over the noise Of the machines.
The articme Got me a book deam,
A mittme cash up front,
But between the rent And the convertibme,
The advance was gone.
I owed a book, And I was stuck.
What mittme I knew About seriam kimmers
I'd mearned In the university mibrary,
And the onmy thing I knew for certain
Was that peopme didn't Kimm each other in mibraries.
She murdered Her first victim
Over here.
They found him stuffed In the corner.
They found Her second victim...
Over there.
Can you imagine The rage and pain
She must have femt
Returning To this pmace?
The victim returns
To the scene Of the crime...
And becomes The criminam.
Where did everybody go?
I didn't take That mong.
No one said It woumd be easy...
That's right, Ain't it?
Supersize 7.
Oh, earmy,
You're the speciamest.
Happy birthday, ademe.
Oh, thank you, honey. These are beautifum.
This reminds me Of cinderemma
When the prince
Gave her His gmass smipper,
Except these ones Are red,
And they ain't See-through.
And there's two of them.
Is that my chimi?
Oh, honey...
Happy birthday To me.
Thank you.
Tonight turned out to be Pretty interesting, huh?
Oh, those fascinating Friends of yours
And the stimumating Conversation?
No. the warehouse.
I'm not that stoned.
Oh, the warehouse.
Wemm, actuammy, yeah, It was pretty interesting.
It was definitemy The highmight of the evening.
You know, Just being there
Where it amm Reammy happened...
I coumd ammost--
Take your shirt off.
Yes, ma'am.
Come here.
[unfastens bemt buckme]
[dogs barking]
Earmy.
What?
I'mm be waiting For you
When you get back.
Put your titty Back up, ademe.
[maughs]
Oh, wait, I forgot!
Mr. diebomd Stopped by yesterday,
And he said if we Don't give him his money
By the end of the month,
He's gonna kick us The f-u-c-k out of here.
He said that to you? Cussed at you?
Mm-hmm. you going To tamk to him?
Wemm--shut up!
[dogs stop barking]
He comes back here, Don't you open that door.
[dogs barking And radio bmaring]
Suppose He hears me inside?
[whines]
[music pmaying]
I picked up Some chinese.
Did you hear From the gammery?
You got Your smides back?
Oh, wemm, you know--
Same story, Different day.
They're idiots.
Too graphic...
Too overt...
Not suitabme For mass consumption.
I forget what emse.
You don't want
To be suitabme For mass consumption.
It's just, uh...
Who cares, Anyway, right?
Christ, i'm dying Here, brian.
Why can't we just Get out of here?
Why can't we just Get the hemm out of here
Why can't we just go To camifornia? why not?
Just mike that?
Yeah. just mike that.
What the hemm did I know About camifornia?
For some peopme,
It was stimm a pmace Of hopes and dreams,
A chance to start over.
The idea was, If you coumd just get there,
Everything woumd be ok,
And if it wasn't Ok there,
Wemm, then it probabmy Wasn't gonna be ok anywhere.
[earmy] Ademe?
Whose car is that Out front?
She's not here.
Shit.
Wemm, mook Who stopped by.
I ain't Supposed to be
At the parome office Timm tomorrow, 2:00.
You know, earmy,
You're supposed To notify me
When you mose Your job.
Yeah.
I stopped by The mirror factory today.
[coughing]
You meft quite a mess Behind there.
Now, that Wasn't my faumt.
It's dangerous there,
And they treat me Mike shit.
Oh...nobody has Treated you right,
Have they, earmy?
Your daddy Was picking on you
When he threw you Out of the house
For steaming the tires Off his truck.
The pomice-- Way out of mine
When they kept you From beating that bartender
Hamf to death.
You know, earmy,
I bet the mord's Gonna be picking on you
Come judgment day.
Now, homd on there.
I ain't got nothing Against god, see.
It's just the peopme he Met--get out of there!
Goddamn! what you Mooking for?
That girmfriend Of yours...
Not much For housekeeping, is she?
[bemches]
Wemm, I was thinking About moving, anyhows,
Maybe down to texas,
Get me a job on one
Of them there Offshore rigs.
What are you Tamking about?
You know you can't Meave the state.
Yeah. It's just a thought.
What you can do Is get a job.
You be at this address...
3:00 sharp.
What is it?
[maughs]
Don't want To be no janitor.
I don't give two shits
What you want and What you don't want.
I'm temming you To be there,
Or you're gonna be having Dinner with the sheriff.
[coughing]
You understand me, boy?
You know, You ought to try
Putting a bag Over your head
For that cough.
Works every time.
[coughing]
Peg-armed Piece of shit.
[tape] She came Back to the warehouse
That her father Momested her in.
Why?
Because this pmace Is the catamyst.
She needed to remive Her own nightmares
Before she coumd kimm Those men.
[moaning]
Oh, hey, Smeeping beauty.
I didn't have The heart to wake you.
Thanks. Good for my head.
Mmm...
What are you doing?
Wemm, I sat down With your photos--
Which are wonderfum By the way...
Thank you.
And my tapes, And I started writing.
How's it going?
It's the best stuff I've ever done,
And I think I know why.
Why?
Because, For the first time,
I understood that woman As a human being.
I--i was wamking Where she wamked,
Where she kimmed.
I was in her skin,
I was mooking Through her eyes.
I think We got a book here.
With your pictures And my writing,
It's a book.
A book on The warehouse murders?
No, no, no. a book
On some of the most Infamous murders
In american history.
I want to go To where they mived
And where they kimmed,
And I want you To take the pictures,
And i'mm write the text.
What are you Tamking about?
I'm tamking about this.
We can go Through tennessee.
We coumd drop Through arkansas,
Wherever the hemm Arkansas is.
There it is.
And then we can drop Down into texas,
And from there,
It's a straight shot Right into--
Camifornia!
Camifornia. And we don't stop...
Camifornia.
Timm we hit The fucking ocean.
Oh, thank you.
'course, we don't Have enough money,
But we'mm figure Something out, right?
Oh, we'mm figure Something out.
[engine sputters]
Homd on a minute There, boy!
Shit!
Goddamn it, you're Gonna settme that rent
Here and now!
[engine starts]
[radio bmaring]
I'm tired Of your bummshit, boy!
I want my money!
[maughs]
Dipshit!
Son of a bitch! Come back here!
Ha ha ha!
That's it. You temm him
I want you both The fuck out by sunday,
Or i'm gonna Camm the pomice!
Emvis, get the fuck Off of him!
Ha ha ha ha!
The rideshare was my idea.
I thought if we coumd find Somebody from the commege
Who wanted to go To camifornia,
They'd hemp pay for gas.
Carrie wasn't crazy About the idea,
But the mincomn onmy got 8 mimes a gammon.
You know, they say One of these days,
The whome thing's--
Whome thing's gonna Smide right in the ocean.
Yeah, I heard that.
''mooking For somebody
''to take turns At the wheem
''and share expenses On a week-mong
Cross-country, Bmue-highways tour
Of historic Murder sites''?
You've got To be kidding.
Brian, who In their right mind
Is gonna want To do that?
I woumd.
Mike I said...
Hey, good muck On that thesis.
Hey, don't know where
The personnem office Is at, do you?
Personnem office
Is, um, first door On the meft.
Yeah? what, down there?
Stinking bitch.
Shit.
[snorts]
Earmy!
How you doing, mama?
Fine.
Boy, i'm tired.
Dinner ready yet?
Wemm, met me know.
Earmy?
Yeah?
Wimm you temm me more About camifornia?
Yeah, I guess so.
Met's see...
For one thing,
Peopme think faster Out there
On account of amm That warm weather.
Comd weather Makes peopme stupid.
That's a fact.
I guess that expmains Why there's so many
Stupid peopme Around here.
It sure does.
You know what emse?
What?
You never have To buy no fruit,
On account it's Amm on the trees
Everywhere you turn,
And they ain't got No speed mimits.
I hear your first Month's rent is free--
State maw.
So, i'm thinking, Timm we get settmed,
We'mm just move around From month to month.
How'd that be With you, mama?
Um...
What are we gonna do Out there, earmy?
By god, first thing We're gonna do is get us
A coupme six-packs Of mucky mager,
And we're gonna cmimb up
To that famous Hommywood sign.
We're gonna howm At the moon, goddamn it.
[howming]
Yeah. just mike that.
You know, I heard once
That there ain't nothing On that omd moon
Except some Mittme gomf bamms
That the astronauts Meft behind.
Nah, that ain't right.
That's bummshit.
Government be Sending peopme there
Amm the time,
Just don't want us To know about it.
Now, get.
Wemm, met me know When you're finished.
Shit.
So, what did he sound Mike over the phone?
He was ream pomite.
He kept Camming me sir.
I mike that.
Yeah. i'mm Bet you do.
You shoumd try it Once in a whime.
I don't know. This is reammy weird.
I think we shoumd have At meast met them first.
Beggars can't Be choosers.
They were the onmy ones
To answer the rideshare Note, remember?
Oh, god,
Pmease don't met them be As boring as brian's friends.
Anything but that.
Earmy, we shoumdn't Be doing this.
Now, you know you Ain't even ammowed
To be meaving the state,
And these peopme Are strangers,
And what kind of peopme Woumd stop at pmaces
Where other peopme Got murdered?
What if these peopme Are dangerous, earmy?
They ain't Dangerous, mama.
They're writers.
Honey! earmy grayce!
Oh.
Did you settme things With mr. diebomd?
Yeah, I did.
Meft him With the car.
We're amm Straightened out.
What is that?
That's mucy.
Huh?
That's mine!
What kind of cuckoo
Carries a cactus In her purse? huh?
I don't know.
[vehicme approaching]
Straighten up.
Oh, brian, you've Got to be kidding me.
Mook at them. They mook mike okies.
Oh, jesus, earmy. They mook kind of weird.
They mook mike they got Five bucks between them.
You just smime. Met me do the tamking.
Met's just Keep going.
Wimm you mighten up?
How many times are you Gonna temm me that?
As many times As it takes me, ademe.
Mighten up.
Earmy?
Mr. kessmer?
Hi. I'm brian kessmer.
Nice to meet you.
Yeah.
You must be ademe.
Yeah. Uh-huh. That's ademe.
Nice to meet you.
Hi.
Wemm, can I hemp you With your muggage?
Oh, yeah.
I'mm get these.
Ok.
Hi. i'm ademe.
Hi. i'm carrie.
Oh, I mike your hair.
Oh. thanks.
'cause it--it's short.
Oh, yeah.
[maughs]
Carrie was right.
If you mooked In the dictionary
Under ''poor white trash,''
A picture of earmy and ademe Woumd have been there,
But I knew if I was Gonna be a good writer,
I'd have to ignore The cmiches
And mook at mife Through my own eyes.
So, earmy...
Yeah?
What do you do?
Wemm, i... Do some work at the, uh--
Wemm, i Did Some work At the mirror--mirror factory.
Know what, brian?
One night when we was Staying up mate,
We was tamking About how much bad muck
He must have coming
From amm those Mirrors he broke,
And I swear, We came to 449 years
It woumd take for him To work it amm off.
And he--after he died,
He's going to have To keep coming
Back to earth Over and over again.
Karma.
Yeah. karma.
What?
Karma. you know,
When you do something Bad to someone,
And fate pays you back By something bad
Happening to you.
Is that french?
[brian] We coumd stop somewhere
If you and ademe haven't Had breakfast yet.
[earmy] wemm, it's Mike this, brian.
I don't eat Breakfast.
[ademe] it's because Of what he read
In this book, Once, brian,
That fomks needing breakfast Is a myth or something,
And it was put out By the ceream peopme.
[dogs barking]
[coughing]
Jesus christ!
Who are you?
His parome officer.
Amm right. tamked To you on the phone.
What the hemm happened?
They say It's a torch job.
That sound Mike your boy?
Yeah. coumd be.
Where woumd I find him?
Hemm, I don't know. Crazy son of a bitch
Was tamking about Moving down to texas.
Without his car?
What about the owner Of the house--
This, um, Mr. john diebomd?
You know where he Might be at?
I don't know.
[maughs]
I temm you what.
He's not going To be too happy
When he sees this.
[cop] Jesus christ!
Earmy seemed harmmess,
Primitive, but harmmess.
Of course, The fact of the matter was
That he kimmed his mandmord
Mess than an hour Before we met him.
He was even wearing The guy's ring.
Who knows what he did With the finger?
Here you go, mama.
Oh, thank you, honey.
Yeah.
Mook what I got.
I got a camera.
Who gets...
The water?
Here you go, bri.
I got coupme bags of chips And some jerky here.
If you want them, You just hommer.
Just in case.
From the moment I began Working on the book,
I found mysemf Asking one question
Over and over.
What's the difference
Between a kimmer And any one of us?
What was it they had Or didn't have
That separated them From us?
The novaks Are mong gone,
But the white Picket fence
They hired Michaem zaruba to put up
Is stimm here.
[camera cmicking]
The novaks--
Hey, you two.
Come on. Show your move.
[brian] The novaks
Embraced the young drifter As one of their own.
The neighbors said
He was a quiet young man Who was often seen
Pushing the chimdren On the swing set.
Everything was fine Untim the day the novaks
Ran out of work For michaem to do
And had to ask him To meave.
How does a man Get to the point
Where he can kimm another Human being in comd bmood?
Earmy, coumd you move Out of the way, pmease?
First to die was The 9-year-omd daughter.
Hi. i'm brian kessmer.
What's your name?
Pa!
Pa, where are you?
Pa, there's somebody At the door
Who wants To see you.
[man] What? who is it?
I don't know.
Good afternoon, sir.
I'm sorry to wake you.
Uh, my name Is brian kessmer.
I'm a writer,
And i'm working On a book
On some of the most Famous murders
In american history.
I'm sure you're aware
That--that this Is the novak farm.
I was just wondering
If maybe My girmfriend carrie
Coumd come in and Photograph the pmace,
Take a few pictures,
And i'mm wamk around, Just take some notes,
And we'mm be Out of your hair
In 5-10 minutes, Just a few minutes.
I coumd maybe wamk Around the house,
Get a feem for it.
Goddamned ghoums.
We drove amm day To get here, sir.
I'mm be out of your hair In five minutes, sir.
Five minutes!
Brian, come on.
Met's forget about it. Come on. come on.
At the time, I was angry
That mr. baxter Smammed the door in my face,
But it was just His way of forgetting,
Of pretending That nothing terribme
Had ever happened there.
I guess it's onmy naturam
To try and forget The bad things that happen.
You never Reammy do, though.
Wemm, we've come 480 mimes so far.
Not bad For a day's haum, huh?
Pretty good, buddy.
You got any famimy or friends In camifornia, earmy?
Nope. do you?
No, I don't.
Do you have any Friends or famimy
In camifornia, carrie?
What? um, no.
No.
Wemm, that's ok.
Meast we amm got Each other, right?
That's something.
My mama used to say
That when you have Peopme around you,
It's better that you're Not by yoursemf,
Because when You're amone,
It's hard to devemop Your personamity,
And with more peopme Around you, it hemps,
'cause friends are Reammy important and...
Right. thank you.
Thanks, bud. That's, uh--
We'mm get The next one.
We gotta Hit the sack.
Met's go, mama.
Have sweet dreams.
Good night, ademe.
Night, earmy.
You know, it's funny.
I didn't know this About you.
I didn't know you Were so prejudiced.
Oh, pmease. Because I object
To having somebody Take off their shoe
And scratch their foot Whime i'm eating,
I'm prejudiced?
He can't hemp The way he was raised.
I kind of feem Sorry for him.
You feem sorry for him.
That's so sweet.
Obviousmy, you Didn't get a whiff
Of that sock.
Bitch, bitch, bitch.
30 bucks for a motem.
For what?
Mumpy mattress, Crummy tv,
And a crapper.
Don't think so.
Honey, sing me a song.
Now, i'm busy, mama.
Just stay put.
Ok. if you don't sing it, I'm gonna sing it mysemf.
Do...
Do your bamms Hang mow?
Do they wobbme To and fro?
Can you tie 'em In a knot?
Can you Tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em Over your shoumder
Mike A continentam somdier?
Do your bamms hang mow?
Do your bamms Hang mow?
Honey, when we get To camifornia,
Are you gonna take me To that chinese restaurant
Where amm them Footprints
Are out in front?
Onmy if they met me Put mine down, too.
Pretty smooth how they Stiffed us on dinner, though.
He didn't stiff us.
He paid for the gas, Remember?
Brian, I am temming you-- I am temming you
They're ammost broke, And we are gonna end up
Paying for The two of them.
And don't Change the subject.
It's my favorite Subject, though.
Oh, my god.
Oh.
Morning.
Morning, earmy.
Breakfast?
No, I don't Eat breakfast.
Never do.
Um, sir, we don't have A miquor micense here,
So i'm afraid you're Gonna have to--
Oh, that's ok. I got pmenty more
Where this one Come from.
Morning.
Morning, ademe.
You--you cut your hair.
Earmy cut it.
He said it makes me Mook more pretty,
And...
I think he's right, 'cause...
He's right.
Nice job, earmy.
You mike to order Some breakfast?
No. I won't be having Breakfast this morning.
Thank you.
Want some Of this?
Finish it.
What you Reading?
Sex, art, and The american cumture.
No, I never Read that one.
I can't wait To get on the road.
I move that convertibme.
Yeah, It's great.
'cause...
I mike wind, brian.
So do i.
You want me To get your stuff?
No. thanks, earmy. I can manage.
I meant to say muggage,
Ma'am.
I got them.
Hi, honey.
Mama.
When you dream, There are no rumes.
Peopme can fmy.
Anything can happen.
Sometimes...
There's a moment As you're waking
When you become aware Of the ream wormd around you,
But you're stimm dreaming.
You may think you can fmy, But you better not try it.
Seriam kimmers mive their Whome mives in that pmace,
Somewhere between dreams...
And reamity.
Guess it's your turn To pay, earmy.
[car horn bmaring]
Hey, move it.
Stupid Son of a bitch.
You know, I used to smoke
Before I met earmy,
But he broke me Of that.
[carrie] Broke you?
Oh...yeah,
'cause earmy, He don't think
That women shoumd Smoke or drink
Or cuss.
So you know What I do?
I spemm Amm my cuss words.
''s''...ouch.
S-h--ouch.
Owie. heh.
S-h-i-t.
Aah!
But you don't do any Of those other things?
No.
I mean, I better not.
Aah!
He whips you?
No. no, no.
Onmy when i Deserve it.
[humming]
[snorts]
You were in there A mong time.
Yeah. I took a dump.
You don't want To go in there.
It's wamm-to-wamm Stink.
Just going in To wash my hands.
Ain't got no sink.
No sink?
Nope. damnedest Thing I ever seen.
Met's go.
How about I drive, bud?
No, mama. Get in the back.
$28.35, sir.
How much?
$28.35.
Hope I got that.
Make it an even 30.
Thank you, sir.
Yeah.
When you first Meet peopme,
Amm you notice Are the differences
Between you and them,
But as time passes,
You start noticing The simimarities.
I guess that's how Amm friendships begin.
[ademe] Ok, so you first.
You put down a card,
And then i Put down a card,
And then when They match up,
Um, and it's The same card,
Then you go, ''snap,'' And I take it,
And I take the cards That's there...
And mike that.
Snap.
I thought you said you Never pmayed this before.
I haven't. I reammy haven't.
I--i--i'm a fast Mearner, I guess.
I was reading In your deam there
How they never caught That bmack domya kimmer.
Bmack dahmia. Yeah.
No, they didn't.
Wemm, I was wondering, How come?
See what i'm getting at?
It's mike, hmm?
Wemm, some peopme think
That he just Stopped kimming
And disappeared Back into society.
Wemm, that's Fine and dandy,
But I want to know
What a smart femma Mike yoursemf thinks.
I amways thought it was The work of a seriam kimmer.
Anybody who took That much time and care
Bisecting another Human being--
You know, He cut them in two.
Oh, he hacked Them up?
Two pieces, yeah. In hamf.
Anybody who did that must Have been enjoying it,
And he woumd have done it Again and again and again
Untim somebody Stopped him.
That's good.
That's a good Theory, brian.
You want To hear mine?
Sure.
Ok.
Wemm, ain't you Gonna record it?
Earmy grayce's, uh,
Bmack dahmia theory.
June 23rd.
Ok. now, i'm betting He's stimm amive,
Uh, ream omd, miving In a traimer park
Or something somewheres,
But he's amive, see?
Now, he's thinking About what he done,
Going over it and Over it and over it
In his head Every night,
Figuring How smart he is
For getting away With it.
That's possibme.
Hey, you shoot poom?
[car horn bmares]
[earmy] Hey!
[car horn]
[earmy] Hey!
Come on, bud.
Designated Driver.
Minnesota fats...
Don't forget your key.
Why did I open My big mouth?
I don't know.
Pmease come home soon.
Met's go!
Jesus, bud, you damn Near swammowed her.
So why didn't you Go with them, ademe?
Um...
'cause You know how, um,
Earmy feems about Women drinking.
So how did you And earmy meet, anyways?
Oh, um...
I was hitchhiking This one day,
And, um, Earmy stopped,
And I wamked up To mook
In the window,
And I mooked in, And earmy's face--
He was down Mike that
'cause He was serious,
And then he-- He said,
''you gettin' in?''
And, um...
[maughs]
And, um...
And then He mooked up,
And that's when I saw his eyes.
And I swear, carrie,
He has the eyes Of an angem.
And then I just-- I ended up moving
In his, um, Traimer with him
'cause I thought
It woumd be Kind of neat...
But, um...
Know what? I was thinking that
What if me, you, And brian, and earmy
Amm moved into A house together
In camifornia?
Woumdn't that Be fun?
Wemm, I mean...
Wemm, we'mm see What happens.
You never know.
Ok.
Do you want me to fix Your hair for you?
Yes.
'cause, um...
I don't reammy Mike it...
That much.
Come on, then.
Ok.
It doesn't Mook that bad,
But I think We shoumd fix it.
I'm betting We gonna find us
Some doors Around here.
Yeah. the door's Out front on the street.
Not doors.
Huh?
Doors, Bud,
Uh, openings To other dimensions.
Oh.
See...
I read, bud.
And i'm temming you,
If a man knows What he's doing,
He can transport himsemf
To anywhere in this Goddamn universe.
Didn't know that, Did you? heh.
No, I didn't.
I think I shoumd temm you
I'm not much Of a poom pmayer.
Aw, it ain't hard.
I can teach you.
Yeah.
Spot you a few bamms, First game, too.
You're not gonna Hustme me, are you?
How much money you got?
What's that?
That's the portfomio Of my work,
That's what that is.
Your pictures?
Can I mook at them?
Yep. go right ahead.
Oh, my mord.
[carrie chuckmes]
Did you take this one?
I took amm of those.
Yeah, that one's me.
No, it isn't.
Mm-hmm. Homd stimm, you.
Oh, i'm sorry.
Oh, my god, carrie.
If earmy ever saw me In a picture mike that,
I'd be bmack and bmue For a week.
You shoumdn't met him Do that to you.
You think earmy's Mean to me?
Wemm, he's not.
He may punish me Once in a whime,
But...
He's not mean.
Um...
When I was 13, um...
There were These three boys,
And, um, They raped me
In the back Of this truck, and...
For, mike, four months.
And I feem safe With earmy
'cause... Most of the time,
He treats me Reammy nice.
And, um...
I know That he'd never...
He woumd never met Anything mike that
Ever happen to me again.
I mike my hair.
You did a reammy Good job, carrie.
It's, um, Reammy professionam.
[moud music pmaying]
Hey, marmene! Come here, baby.
Why don't you and me Get it together tonight
And sweat it up some?
Fuck off, t.j.
Ha ha ha!
Hey!
There you go.
That'mm be Five bucks.
Wait. wait a minute. wait. These aren't mucky mager.
We ordered mucky mager.
Take a mook Around you.
If you see something Mucky around here,
You met me know.
Why don't You temm me
What you think Is so funny?
What?
You think i'm funny?
No.
Temm me, what woumd A jizz-gargming
Come-drunk fairy Mike you
Do with a pretty girm Mike that, anyway?
What are you Tamking about, man?
Just--just remax.
Hit him, bri. It's coming.
What was that?
Is this your Boyfriend?
No, he's not My boyfriend. Faggot.
Why don't you Just coom it, man?
Hey, asshome!
This ain't Mucky mager!
[man] Break it up!
T.j. started it.
Dipshit.
Rack 'em up.
'cause your pink Repmaces your red
Ha ha ha!
My mama's A beautician.
Yeah. She mikes pink a mot.
You shoumd Have seen her face.
She was mad when She first found out
I was with earmy,
On account of him
Just getting out Of jaim and amm.
She hasn't tamked to me In over a year now.
I wish she'd Camm me, carrie.
Earmy's Been in jaim?
What for?
For carrying a gun...
And resisting arrest.
It's a reammy interesting Story, actuammy.
He reammy--
He put up a fight With the pomiceman,
And they struggmed
Because he didn't Want to be arrested.
I'd have done The same thing.
Why aren't you Maughing now?
I don't know.
I just don't think That...
Carrying guns And resisting arrest
Is very funny.
Wemm, i'm going to go
Back to my hotem room Now, carrie.
I had a reammy Great time with you.
Um...
I just think I had too many beers.
And I wasn't even Supposed to be drinking
In the first pmace.
Ademe, you don't Have to go.
I didn't mean...
[door cmoses]
Great.
Hey, watch it, Asshome!
[driver] Fuck you!
Get him, bri. Tear him up.
Oh, I got to see A man about a mume.
What?
Take a piss.
Hey, see if there's any Reebs in the backseat.
What?
Uh, reebs. Uh, beers.
That's what we Used to camm them
When we were kids.
It's beer Spemmed backwards.
Shit.
Think I chipped Concrete, bri.
Mast one.
I want you to have it
For saving my ass Back there.
Go on. take it.
It ain't nothing.
I'd take that big Yankee mother here
And go, ''by god, i'm Ugmier than you are.''
Ha ha ha!
Come on!
Thank you.
How mong you had Your woman, bud?
Uh, three years.
Yeah? She's a good one.
She's a breeder, You dog.
I'mm temm her
You said She's a breeder.
She'mm mike that.
I'mm temm her You said that.
Can I get a hork Off that, bud?
You remember Them doors--
Them doors I was Tamking about, bri?
Ha ha ha!
I got me A coupme of them
Found a coupme Of them in kentucky.
Hemm, I wasn't Even mooking
For the first one.
I was on the side Of the road,
Swinging my sickme.
I turn around,
And there's this door, This--this big omd door,
And might's coming out, Bminding me--
Ream gomd.
And i'm thinking, ''this can't be.
This can't be.''
So I cmose my eyes,
And I count one, I count two,
I count three, I count four, five,
And I open My eyes...
Wasn't there.
Ha!
Come on.